Adulting Spiral Hoodie

Description:

Stay warm while keeping it real. This hoodie features a circular text design that spirals around a bold leaf, repeating the truth we all know: “The only thing that makes adulting bearable: weed.” Minimalist, clever, and built for laid-back survival mode.

Material:

100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

Feel:

Midweight fleece with a soft brushed interior—chill-friendly and cozy

Fit:

Unisex cut with a snug fit—size up for relaxed layering

Durability:

Double-stitched construction, sturdy drawstrings, and a handy front pouch

Design:

A smooth spiral of hand-lettered text surrounds a leaf emblem, combining visual calm with high-functioning honesty. Subtle enough to wear anywhere, loud enough to feel seen.