Houston, We Have a Bong? Hoodie

Description:

A space-ranger parody with lifted energy. This hoodie drops you right into orbit with a mix of cosmic humor, nostalgic visuals, and a message that's... out of this world. Chill, funny, and always ready for launch.

Material:

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport colors: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)

Feel:

Fleece-lined warmth with a smooth outer layer

Fit:

Unisex fit with drawstring hood and pouch pocket

Durability:

Double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk — ready for daily orbit

Design:

A galaxy background with a laid-back space legend chilling in a pile of buds. Bold cream lettering makes the joke land hard — pun very intended.